Lelaki Kacak VS Lelaki TIdak Kacak

Hye2.. Tahu kah korang apa yang selalu di katakan perempuan pada lelaki kacak dan lelaki tak kacak. Nak tahu mari layan kat bawah ini..



Kalau lelaki kacak pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: Wow, cool giler.
Kalau lelaki hodoh pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: Eh perasan bagus.

Kalau lelaki kacak berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: Nobody’s perfect.
Kalau lelaki hodoh berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan cakap: Patutpun, muka pun macam pecah rumah!

Kalau lelaki kacak menolong perempuan yg diganggu
Perempuan akan cakap: Wah! Machonya, macam hero filem!
Kalau lelaki hodoh menolong perempuan yang diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: Entah2 kawan dia.

Kalau lelaki kacak dapat perempuan cantik
Perempuan akan kata: Sepadan sangat.
Kalau lelaki hodoh dapat perempuan cantik
Perempuan akan kata: Mesti kena bomoh perempuan tu!

Kalau lelaki kacak ditinggal kekasih
Perempuan akan kata: Jangan sedih, kan saya ada.
Kalau lelaki hodoh ditinggal kekasih
Perempuan akan kata: (terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)

Kalau lelaki kacak penyayang binatang
Perempuan akan cakap: Perasaannya halus. Penuh kasih sayang.
Kalau lelaki hodoh penyayang binatang
Perempuan akan cakap: Sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi.

Kalau lelaki kacak bawa BMW
Perempuan akan cakap: Matching. Hebat luar dalam.
Kalau lelaki hodoh bawa BMW
Perempuan akan cakap: Bang, bosnya mana?

Kalau lelaki kacak tak mahu bergambar
Perempuan akan cakap: Pasti takut kalau-kalau gambarnya tersebar
Kalau lelaki hodoh tak mau bergambar
Perempuan akan kata: Tak sanggup tengok hasilnya ye?

Kalau lelaki kacak menuang air ke gelas perempuan
Perempuan akan cakap: Ini barulah lelaki gentlemen.
Kalau lelaki hodoh menuang air ke gelas perempuan
Perempuan akan cakap: Naluri pembantu, memang begitu.

Kalau lelaki kacak bersedih hati
Perempuan akan cakap: Let me be your shoulder to cry on.
Kalau lelaki hodoh bersedih hati
Perempuan akan kata: Kuat nangis!! Lelaki ke bukan ni

Story : The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!

Let’s face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just be thankful that none of them were as humiliating (and hilarious!) as these:

"A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"

"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."

"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."

That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’
 
An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?" She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Customers in the bar started staring at them.

The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments." The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean by $500?"

How to Sharpen Photo without Increasing Noise Visibility

Sometimes it happens that we need to sharpen photos for which there is noise, for example, pictures taken at night. But overall increase in photo sharpness increases and the noise visibility also. How to be in this situation? I can show you one method in Photoshop, how to avoid it.

First of all you should find some appropriate photo to work with. I prefer to use this one. Open up this photo and start the tutorial. Go to Channel panel (Window > Channels). The first step is to look at the channels palette and determine which color channel best represents the area we want to capture. To the right, shown from top to bottom, you can see the red, blue, and green channels for this image. It’s obvious that the red channel contains the most information because it is most light. Click on the red channel and drag it down to the new channel button to create copy of it.

We got the copy as you can se on the above picture. Then apply for copied channel Filter > Stylize > Glowing Edges with similar settings to these:

Now we have effect like this:

Hold the Ctrl button and click the Red copy thumbnail in the channels palette to load selection of this channel.

After that we can delete this channel: click on the Red copy channel and drag it down to the delete current channel button to delete it. Then go to layers palette (Window > Layers) and press Ctrl+H to hide selection temporary, but don’t remove selection for now! It is important! Then apply Filter > Sharpen > Unsharp Mask with some suitable presets for the photo. Pay your attention that for each photo presets should be individual. I tried following presets:

See the result now:

Now, we have some selected area, but it is hidden for now, press Ctrl+H again to make it visible. Then press Ctrl+J to duplicate selected area to new layer. Then apply Filter > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges:

That is it for now. We sharpened photo without increasing the noise visibility. Hope, you got some interesting knowledge from this tutorial.